Oppas.. please take care of yourselves.. don't like Lee Soo Man suck all your blood.. look at you Xiah.. your arms are so skinny :(
micky, xiah, yunho and jaejoong are all sweet oppas to their fans..
but WARNING! max is blunt like hell, but super funny.. the typical sarcastic guy!! haha =)
To Xiah:
Between Yoonho oppa and Junsu oppa,
who's in charge of the charisma~??? Eukyangkyang
From Xiah:
For me, I have charisma where you cant see.............
To Max:
Just for one day I want to be your kitten~ Oh babayy~[ Hug Lyrics ]
Will you take care of me?
From Max:
I'mma sell you....kekekeke
Fans :Oppa how about a relationship ? Im serious...
Yunho: En, serious ? ,ok hahaha
Fans: Yunho Oppa, sorry, cant stay beside you...
Yunho : aiya, dont think like this , our relationships is very tough
Fans : you cant dont reply , i will do card boards go for BIG BANG.
Fans : Really dont reply me(?),so tomorrow BIG BANG coming near my home area i am going to see them.
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
Max : Go early and back early ^^
Fan : Oppa, I'm angry now~! If you reply as a boyfriend, then I'll be better.
Yunho : Our beloved is angry? Loving ah~
Fan : Yoochun Oppa! Have you defecated? What's the color of Oppa's "faeces"?
Yoochun : It is rainbow coloured ^^
FAN:Oppas are the jjangs! Dong Bang! The reason i live!
Changmin: The reason for living ~~~young girl!
FAN:yunho oppa, my sisters have been forcing me to wake up since early morning T.T
Yunho: aww you you haven't been sleeping well either? TT.TT i'm also forced by changmin to wake up
FAN:junsu oppa, the mosquito that bit junsu oppa was me.
Changmin: : you're kidding.
FAN:changmin, noona is drunk because of you.
because tears are falling. though there's exam tomorrow,
i sent 400 messages and didn't see any replies...
Changmin: noona. do you have so much money?
there's an exam tomorrow but you're not studying? y
ou still have the free time to get drunk now?
FAN:you must reply! T_T i want a person-person
(one-on-one) method of replying. T_T
Changmin: then, i'm person-person now.
FAN:i want to see you so much i am about to vomit.
Changmin: vomitting is detrimental to health ^^
FAN:what a hot summer day.
T_T dong bang shin ki's sky really fits the summer!
Changmin: hiyaya's good too ~~ i'm really hot too.
FAN:would you rather like a smart but ugly woman or a stupid but pretty woman?
if so, do you like me?
Changmin: : i like their parents. ^^
FAN:changmin, how's your health?
if you're in pain you must sulk (meaning is closer to acting cute) and tell oppas that you're in pain!
Changmin: i'm okay now~. please don't worry~
if i sulk to the oppas i would get a beating! ^^
Fan: I think I’m going to argue with you in my dream~ why don’t you reply me, hehe. I heard some greetings from my friend. But I really want to hear nice words from oppa, I might be dreaming! I’m going to sleep~
Changmin: go to bed please ^^
Fan: be my boyfriend?
Changmin: please think of this carefully~
Fan: Changmin ahh, noona has a lot of money. Marry noona eh? Noona is very capable~~
Yunho: you have to get my permission first ^__^ hehe
Fan: I’m happy to have gotten a reply from Yoochun, but I’m still very faithful to Yunho oppa!
Yunho: really?
Fan: I want to be Yunho’s daughter!
Changmin: it’s not that easy being his daughter
Fan: oppa, let’s spend a passionate night together
Jaejoong: hahah, lets go to Japan!
( what the hell.. don't you dare..)
Fan: hurricane, earth quake, you are all still alive?
Changmin: you want us dead?
Fan: Jaejoong oppa, please scold Yunho oppa, I keep sending him messages, but he never replied…that’s why my friend said..what is this…
Jaejoong: sorry for not managing/controlling my husband! Sorry, you don’t have to worry about me
Fan: Jaejoong oppa, Yunho and I had a date, but Yunho oppa didn’t show up. Please tell him to come out!
Yunho: calling me directly would be much easier. This way is complicated
Fan: are you still in Japan? Please stay healthy, we will meet someday!
Jaejoong: when? We can meet anytime!
(TSK.. >.<)
Fan: Hoho, set a date for our wedding. When should it be?
Yunho: ahh, you wanted to be my daughter last time, now you want to be my wife? Hehe, when should it be?
(amelia.. AWWWWW)
Fan: if you don’t reply, I will wear my GYM clothes and wait..
Changmin: go to school!
Fan: oppa, oppa, why can’t you be my really oppa?
Jaejoong: come over here!
( come over? but im already beside you..nono, in your heart. LOL)
Fan: Yunho oppa, I’m studying abroad, I will study really hard, when I can back we can get married!
Jaejoong: my English is good too, learn from me…don’t want to marry me? haha
(...)
Fan: I know Changmin oppa didn’t go to bed yet!! Haha, caught you!
Changmin: I didn’t go to bed, but I never hid either.
Fan: you don’t even answer me…I’m not doing this anymore! You like Japan better right? Stupid Jaejoong, stupid Changmin!
Jaejoong: why is it only me and Changmin, why? And Changmin is a genius!
Fan: Junsu oppa is too cute; you are even cuter than me, a girl! Please be healthy!
Junsu: I’m not that cute, only a little… thank you
Fan:Do you like Gop Chang (Korean food) or do you like me?!?!?!
[Changmin] I like myself....
Fan:Changmin oppa Rising Sun!!!! I'm not gonna sleep until you send me a reply! T_T I'm gonna see the sunrise!
[Changmin] Go to sleep!
Fan:Changmin oppa! How many times have I blinked my eyes so far?
[Changmin]What is the temperature that I'm feeling right now?
Fan:You eat on a average of 6 meals a day and you lived 7073 days. so 42438 meals?
[Changmin] If you have time to calculate that, go study ^^
Fan:Changmin~ If the other members call you old-looking, come tell noona~
I'll scold them!!
[Changmin] I look young so its okay ^^.
Fan:If you don't send me a reply, I'm gona go to DaeGu concert naked.
[Jaejoong] I'll be expecting ^^.
Fan:Jaejoong oppa! Is Kim Ji Yong from Big Bang good looking,
or Yoochun oppa good looking?
[Yoochun] Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..
Fan:3 months left.....until 2nd semester finals? If you saw this, send me a text as if we were couple!! I'm gonna get mad!!
[Yoochun] I'm gonna kidnap you pretty girl!! It's late so go to sleep princess^^ Let's meet each other in our dreams~
Fan:Should we go out? Haha
[Yoochun] Haha^^How about..we get married?keke
(conclusion.. yoochun you flirt..)
Fan:Oppa, I'm a twin too. We're gonna get married to you and Joonho oppa!
[Junsu] Hahah;; I have to ask my brotherT_T hahaha..
[Junsu] I'm embarassed;; Now, its thicker than that picture hehe.
Fan:Hero Jaejoong fighting!
Uknow Yoonho Fighting!
Micky YooChun Fighting!
Max Changmin Fighting!
DBSK Fighting!
[Junsu] Don't do this to me;; T_T Xiah Junsu Fighting!
fan: Changmin-ah! I like you more than my bf!! T_T Sorry I'm this kind of noona - -; But it's the truth keke
[Changmin] You can't be like that noona~^^
fan: I'm a genius. Oppa who saw this text is a babo♬
[Yoochun] You, the one getting the reply is a babo too..
fan: I'm sending this to the world's most splendid person. The world's most splendid person!! How about a reply with your splendid fingers!?
[Junsu] You're talking to me right??
fan: Changmin-ah stop getting worked up over fan's studies and text me some sweet message. K? ^^^^^^"
[Changmin] I'm not getting worked up
(and you are not being sweer either.. LOL)
fan: Reply!!
[Changmin] How dare you use a commanding tone!!
fan: Oppa, want to spend a passionate night with me?
[Jaejoong] Oppa already promised Yunho!!
(LOL. JAEHO!!)
Fan: I really love oppa a lot. Oppa has to stay healthy. Hurry and come back to Korea. I really love oppa a lot, really a lot!
Changmin: Errr……..
Fan: I know oppa’s secret~~~ but I didn’t reveal it!! hurry and say you love me
Changmin: reveal the secret then
Fan: changmin-ah~~ (fan meeting title) I didn’t get anything~~~ no postcards~~no special gifts…. NOTHING.. I’m so sad
Changmin: You’re sooo unlucky
[UFO] Oppa let's go to the public bath, I'll scrub your back refreshingly~~!!
[ChangMin] Then you're a guy?? You're calling hyung, oppa??
[UFO] Oppa!!! Play with me!!
[YunHo] Ok~ Let's play! What should we play?
[UFO] JaeJoong oppa! YunHo oppa said he'd play with me!
When we play I should tell him to bring one of his mirrors
[JaeJoong] --+ Humph Fine have fun (*dryly*)! If I ever catch that husband
[UFO] I'm not going to be a fan anymore, it's oppas' fault for not replying.....
From now on I'm going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I'll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I'll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker [ XD ]
[UFO] Ok I'll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I'm there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung? [ homaigod SOOO cute! ]
[UFO] If you don't reply this time your voice will crack today!^^
[YooChun] Replied^^
[JunSu] If my voice cracks I'm going to think of you (blame) first
[JaeJoong] (My) voice is (probably) going to crack
[YunHo] Memories of the f-concert comes up..
[ChangMin] Do you want to die?^^
[UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children's program called sex ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!
[UFO] I want to be (a part of) DBSK... just once...
[ChangMin] You can't. You're Cassiopeia
[UFO] Oppas... Please reply... I'll be happy with a single dot...
[DBSK] .
[UFO] huu... It looks like YunHo oppa's timing and mine don't match
[JaeJoong] That's right your timing doesn't match! That's why you're getting a reply from me instead!!!
[UFO] ChangMin-oppa! The clothes you wore in the pic is the same as mine!
This is a couple's clothing! We're a couple now
[ChangMin] I don't want to
[UFO] ChangMin-ah.. Nuna isn't making you hurt or anything... reply to me... please?
[ChangMin] My hands hurt;
[UFO] Ue kyang kyang~~ I miss the sound of oppa's laughter~ T0T
[JunSu] Ue kyang kyang kyang kyang!! ^^
[UFO] JaeJoong oppa why do you like ChangMin oppa?
[JaeJoong] Because he's pretty Although he hasn't been listening to me lately...
UFO: Honestly, you like BigEast more than Ca-ah (Short for Cassiopeia) right?
Changmin: You like your mom or your dad?
UFO: Oppa, why do you like Cassiopeia?
Changmin: Why do you like your mom
UFO: Ah I'm hungry..........I think I'm going to die If I eat now, I will get fat, so I will hold back for now
Changmin: Want to die skinny or want to live by eating?
(that's one thing for sure.. i dunwanna die skinny)
UFO: Shim Changmin, you want to be like this? Right now, I drank 2 bottles of soju. My chest is about to rip, really
Changmin: If it's 2 bottles, you must drink well ^^
UFO: Yunho oppa! If you don't reply, you have to marry me
Changmin: I have saved Yunho hyung's life.
(amelia is thanking you)
UFO: My mom told me I'm prettier than Kim Taehwee
Changmin: All parents think their kids are pretty
UFO: I asked you to write some sentences in English
Changmin: Junsu hyung will.. (7 minutes later)
Junsu: Changmin-ee will..
UFO: Aren't you too close to the Codi (coordinator) un'es? Making me jealous. Hng.
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Yoochun: Codi nunas are just codis^^
Yunho: Aigoo~ Our always-jealous Cassiopeia^__^
Changmin: Were you jealous? I understand now I will not play.
UFO: Will you please stop leaving us depressed, not replying to our messages? I'm being serious
Changming: Just go to sleep
UFO: Oppa if I get first place for the top scores in school, let's eat together one time. I'll buy
Changmin: Let's talk about this when you get first place
UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^ [0o0]
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission??
UFO: Yunho oppa, have you ever thought your face was small? Poob Poob Poob (sounds)
Changmin: Yunho hyung's head is really small...-.-
UFO: it's raining man~ (typed it in English) If there are raining Changmins in the sky, Nuna will be so happy~
Changmin: Isn't it scary?
UFO: Your eyes are gorgeous oppa
Changmin: How about my lips?
UFO: Reply please!
Changmin: Replied.
Fan: I miss you! I miss you! I really really really really miss you….I want to touch you
ChangMin: Pervert!!!!
Fan: Changmin oppa, please marry me! I have confidence you will lead a happy life.
Min: I have no confidence.
Fan: Oppa, reply if you’re suave!
Min: Suave is now my nickname!
Credits to all the translators =) especially soompi forum
1 comment:
They're really funny ^^ thanks! But I don't really get it, like are they real replies from DBSK? O_O
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