SANA - the Barbarians and I

Went to SANA House at Sengkang CC for CIP these few days and it's like quite a different experience for me. Frustrated and Fun, half-half. It's fun when you get enthusiastic people and cooperative teammates, and frustrating if you get uncontrollable monkeys and ultimately, working with single-celled barbarians makes your blood boil over thousand degrees.

firstly, let me hide my surprise that I'm typing here calmly and not lying in some hospital due to stroke caused by high blood pressure. The fire in me has simmered as it's been a few days already and we've been repeating the same old story for a zillion times, each time with less anger and more frustration. I did not expect much from the kids participating as, well, they are only Secondary Two (oldest). However, it did not occur to me that I'd be working with instructors who are so childish to hog the microphone and pretend to be the king just because they have the so-called experience. Deaest Alan, it doesn't make you Senior Instructor just because you have came here before and got experience as I don't see you making use of them. And since we are all here as instructors and you are not permanent staff, i don't see why the hell are you so cocky and acting all superior. Over-ruling somebody and throwing your stinky shoe really doesn't get you anywhere near the word respectable. Read the feedback forms, they are from the kids, if you think you have a great sense of humour to be able to make statues laugh, lemme tell you that you are detested by almost everyone thanks to your insensitivity and maybe your screwed up hair. By almost, I mean that you managed to charm the girls with your special treatment out of your low self-esteem and desperation for some attention from beings called females. However, i sympathise with you. I havent seen anybody in their teens looking like late-twenties. Maybe all the lame jokes you crack are covering up your sorrow due to premature-ageing. Each time you crack a joke, the laughter cells died in me. Each time you and Riz wave goodbye and appear infront of us again, it dropped from heaven to hell.

Your friend Riz seems nowhere better or anyway more mature. Talking about sex doesn't make you big infront of kids. Dog must be your best friend because you relate so well on an emotional level. Eating, sleeping,farting loudly without shame and often without reprimand (I see they are siding you just because you are cheap, oh nono, FREE, good for you), and best of all shagging indiscrimantely (you can trying bringing more girls to CIP and increase your fan-base). Congratulations to you, when you were first performing with Alan shamelessly on Tues, you were seen as "low down dirty rat bag", after AAR, your unrepentant attitude dropped you down to "pond scum from the Planet Dirt". Worst, you are thick enough to show your face on Friday, bringing you to an all-time low, "stinking spawn of evil incarnate". Bring as many friends as you can, I see you need your friends' comfort as you are too, suffering from premature-ageing. Maybe BS refers to what you and Alan do for a living 'cause nobody heard it before. Maybe BS stands for whatever come out of the gap in your face smelling like decomposed faeces, or is that your mouth? To my horror, you being younger is acting like some big senior to us, when you don't even have skills or common sense to earn our respect. If you wanna show your prowess, go train somemore, if not, I suggest you dig a hole and bury yourself and stop wasting taxpayers' money.